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Not Old. Seasoned., example photo
NOT OLD.Seasoned.

Getting older? Getting louder.

For women who refuse to act their age.

NOT OLD.Seasoned.
NOT OLD.Seasoned.
NOT OLD.Seasoned.

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Aging, Unbothered

Not Old. Seasoned.

For women who refuse to act their age.

$29.95Buy 2, save 10%
  • Perfect for birthdays, Mother’s Day or just because
  • Big, bold print right across the front
  • Soft, lightweight cotton in a relaxed unisex fit
  • Free US shipping on orders over $50
  • Super-soft cotton
  • Unisex relaxed fit
  • Printed to order
  • Machine washable

Style

Color: Black

Size

T-shirt sizes

Measured laid flat, in inches. Compare with a shirt you already love.

SizeChest widthLength
XS16.5″27″
S18″28″
M20″29″
L22″30″
XL24″31″
2XL26″32″
3XL28″33″
4XL30″34″

Unisex, relaxed fit. Women usually take their normal size, or one down for a closer fit.

Unisex, relaxed fit. Women usually take their normal size, or one down for a closer fit.

Bundle & save

Same size for each. Mixing sizes or designs? Add them one by one – the saving still counts in your cart.

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  • Free shippingOn US orders over $50
  • Misprint? Free fixWe replace or refund it. Details
  • Made for youPrinted in 2–5 days, shipped with tracking

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About this design

Some people get old. You got seasoned. For anyone who has earned every gray hair and isn’t apologizing for a single one.

Fabric & fit

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. 100% combed, ring-spun cotton – soft and light (heather colors are a cotton-poly blend).

Unisex, relaxed fit. Women usually take their normal size, or one down for a closer fit.

Care
  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Don’t iron directly on the print
Shipping

Every shirt is printed to order, usually within 2–5 business days, then shipped with tracking. Most orders arrive 5–9 business days after you order. We ship within the US.

Returns & replacements

If your order arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, tell us within 30 days and we’ll send a replacement or refund it. Because each shirt is made just for you, we can’t take back items for a change of mind or the wrong size, so please check the size guide. Full policy

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