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For women who refuse to act their age.
- Perfect for birthdays, Mother’s Day or just because
- Big, bold print right across the front
- Soft, lightweight cotton in a relaxed unisex fit
- Free US shipping on orders over $50
- Super-soft cotton
- Unisex relaxed fit
- Printed to order
- Machine washable
Style
Color: Heather Gray
Size
Unisex, relaxed fit. Women usually take their normal size, or one down for a closer fit.
- Secure checkoutApple Pay, Google Pay and cards
- Free shippingOn US orders over $50
- Misprint? Free fixWe replace or refund it. Details
- Made for youPrinted in 2–5 days, shipped with tracking
Complete the set – save 15%
This one plus two more favorites, all as T-shirts.
This one
Not Old. Seasoned.
Fluent in Sarcasm. Rusty in Patience.
Bought separately $89.85 separately$76.37 for all 3
About this design
The three things actually keeping this household running. Honest, warm and slightly dangerous.
Fabric & fit
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. 100% combed, ring-spun cotton – soft and light (heather colors are a cotton-poly blend).
Unisex, relaxed fit. Women usually take their normal size, or one down for a closer fit.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Don’t iron directly on the print
Shipping
Every shirt is printed to order, usually within 2–5 business days, then shipped with tracking. Most orders arrive 5–9 business days after you order. We ship within the US.
Returns & replacements
If your order arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, tell us within 30 days and we’ll send a replacement or refund it. Because each shirt is made just for you, we can’t take back items for a change of mind or the wrong size, so please check the size guide. Full policy




